Pigvonkdin is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing
owl.
Pigvonkdin created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pigvonkdin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Pigvonkdin, he will jump up and down on your head.
Pigvonkdin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Pigvonkdin's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt goats.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not take Pigvonkdin's name in vain.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Pigvonkdin.
5. Do not bounce in public.