Pigvonkdin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing owl.

Pigvonkdin created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigvonkdin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pigvonkdin, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pigvonkdin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pigvonkdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Pigvonkdin's name in vain.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pigvonkdin.

5. Do not bounce in public.