Dotbamboss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid mink.

Dotbamboss created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotbamboss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dotbamboss, she will turn you into a worm.

Dotbamboss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dotbamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near goats while wearing orange skirts and balancing seven lead spheres on your arms.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Never feed nuts to ants while wearing turquoise stockings.