Dotbamboss is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid
mink.
Dotbamboss created an atom three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dotbamboss, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Dotbamboss, she will turn you into a worm.
Dotbamboss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Dotbamboss' Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never write about black holes.
3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near goats while wearing orange skirts and balancing seven lead spheres on your arms.
4. Always help sick frogs.
5. Never feed nuts to ants while wearing turquoise stockings.