Dubnurlrowfub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent faun.

Dubnurlrowfub created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubnurlrowfub, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dubnurlrowfub, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dubnurlrowfub's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dubnurlrowfub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubnurlrowfub.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dubnurlrowfub on top of all buildings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dubnurlrowfub.