Komdidstan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omniscient scorpion.

Komdidstan created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komdidstan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Komdidstan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Komdidstan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Komdidstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap at forests.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Komdidstan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide if eight rats approach from the east.

5. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.