Nillwegtadjap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fast dove.

Nillwegtadjap created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillwegtadjap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nillwegtadjap, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nillwegtadjap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nillwegtadjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nillwegtadjap.

4. Nillwegtadjap loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat bark.