Nakfodgep is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent dolphin.

Nakfodgep created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakfodgep, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nakfodgep, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nakfodgep's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nakfodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red eagles for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. You must love Nakfodgep.