Satpanbug is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy gorilla.

Satpanbug created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Satpanbug, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Satpanbug, it will turn you into a rat.

Satpanbug's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Satpanbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about hamsters.

2. Erect six platinum sculptures of Satpanbug on top of important buildings.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.