Bidyogdag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, thoughtless warg.

Bidyogdag created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Bidyogdag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bidyogdag, she will remove you from existence.

Bidyogdag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bidyogdag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Never feed gooseberries to ants while wearing violet skirts.