Riphogpit is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, moody
weasel.
Riphogpit created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Riphogpit, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Riphogpit, he will send you a sign.
Riphogpit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Riphogpit's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Always help sick mice.
5. Run away from gray goats, for they are unholy.