Riphogpit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, moody weasel.

Riphogpit created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riphogpit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Riphogpit, he will send you a sign.

Riphogpit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Riphogpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Run away from gray goats, for they are unholy.