Febfenvig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered shark.

Febfenvig created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Febfenvig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Febfenvig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Febfenvig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Febfenvig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Febfenvig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed parsnips to rats while wearing skirts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.