Ligmisquill is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, wise deer.

Ligmisquill created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Ligmisquill, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ligmisquill, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ligmisquill's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ligmisquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat green fruit.