Biggepkad is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent
clam.
Biggepkad created the planet Saturn six million years ago.
If you believe in
Biggepkad, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Biggepkad, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Biggepkad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Biggepkad's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. You must pray to Biggepkad six times a day.
3. Never eat onions.
4. You must never eat lentils.
5. Learn nine new languages a year.