Biggepkad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent clam.

Biggepkad created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Biggepkad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Biggepkad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Biggepkad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Biggepkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must pray to Biggepkad six times a day.

3. Never eat onions.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.