Matnarquamappbopbotcadfob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent wasp.

Matnarquamappbopbotcadfob created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matnarquamappbopbotcadfob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Matnarquamappbopbotcadfob, it will turn you into a rat.

Matnarquamappbopbotcadfob's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Matnarquamappbopbotcadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away if six goats approach from the south.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing orange rings and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.