Bigcipfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, prudent tapir.

Bigcipfod created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigcipfod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bigcipfod, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bigcipfod's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bigcipfod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing cyan tights and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bigcipfod.