Nilkipmab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, slow jellyfish.

Nilkipmab created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilkipmab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nilkipmab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nilkipmab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nilkipmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Never think about optics near bats while wearing magenta shirts and balancing nine carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near gulls while wearing turquoise scarves.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.