Lignartlist is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy
shark.
Lignartlist created humankind two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lignartlist, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Lignartlist, he will jump up and down on your head.
Lignartlist's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Lignartlist's Holy Commandments1. Never think about electromagnetism near cats while wearing yellow shorts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your back.
2. Learn three new languages a year.
3. Always look after injured turtles.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not wear fawn clothing.