Rowratsom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable alligator.

Rowratsom created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowratsom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rowratsom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rowratsom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rowratsom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear black tights.