Sisnillfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, staggering faun.

Sisnillfat created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisnillfat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sisnillfat, he will not care.

Sisnillfat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sisnillfat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four titanium sculptures of Sisnillfat on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away if six mice approach from the west.

5. Always help foxes.