Padjadnar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid spider.

Padjadnar created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Padjadnar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Padjadnar, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Padjadnar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Padjadnar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Padjadnar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not take Padjadnar's name in vain.

5. Do not kill porpoises.