Bogyattiflimappvedhog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable fish.

Bogyattiflimappvedhog created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogyattiflimappvedhog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogyattiflimappvedhog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bogyattiflimappvedhog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bogyattiflimappvedhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to monkeys while wearing jumpers.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.