Sasrowdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciful armadillo.

Sasrowdib created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sasrowdib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sasrowdib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sasrowdib's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sasrowdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.