Fatlikbat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, benevolent beaver.

Fatlikbat created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatlikbat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fatlikbat, she will curse you with boils.

Fatlikbat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fatlikbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Fatlikbat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Put Fatlikbat first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.