Farmabvadgil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful faun.

Farmabvadgil created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Farmabvadgil, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farmabvadgil, he will turn you into a dog.

Farmabvadgil's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Farmabvadgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near snakes while wearing gray hats.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Retreat if nine mice approach from the east.