Cubkemqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced raven.

Cubkemqueeg created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubkemqueeg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cubkemqueeg, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cubkemqueeg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cubkemqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dolphins while wearing orange rings and balancing nine tin spheres on your legs.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.