Fubhabtif Madliklarg Geppadnul is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, competent rat.

Fubhabtif Madliklarg Geppadnul created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubhabtif Madliklarg Geppadnul, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fubhabtif Madliklarg Geppadnul, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fubhabtif Madliklarg Geppadnul's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fubhabtif Madliklarg Geppadnul's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Fubhabtif Madliklarg Geppadnul must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed garlic to sharks while wearing coats.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.