Hudtettiren is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, competent mink.

Hudtettiren created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Hudtettiren, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hudtettiren, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hudtettiren's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hudtettiren's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not keep three squirrels in a large pit.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.