Kar is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful bat.

Kar created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kar, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.