Artwadcim is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident gnu.

Artwadcim created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Artwadcim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Artwadcim, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Artwadcim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Artwadcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear red skirts.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. You must love Artwadcim.