Fomrowgar is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart pigeon.

Fomrowgar created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomrowgar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomrowgar, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fomrowgar's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fomrowgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing brown tights and balancing nine lead spheres on your arms.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomrowgar.