Bastkabgunpid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, prudent dragon.

Bastkabgunpid created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastkabgunpid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastkabgunpid, he will not care at all.

Bastkabgunpid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bastkabgunpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Retreat if six doves approach from the north.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.