Migbussas is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, conceited dingo.

Migbussas created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migbussas, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Migbussas, it will turn you into a puffin.

Migbussas' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Migbussas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Migbussas on top of all buildings.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Do not covet oxen.