Bus is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tiresome dolphin.

Bus created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Bus, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bus, he will remove you from existence.

Bus' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bus' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always obey Bus' priests.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Do not wear black clothing.