Omtbetmad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sapient crow.

Omtbetmad created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtbetmad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Omtbetmad, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Omtbetmad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Omtbetmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not kill bats.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.