Banfliglam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, tranquil troll.

Banfliglam created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banfliglam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Banfliglam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Banfliglam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Banfliglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Always help whales.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.