Midwablig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced chicken.

Midwablig created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Midwablig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Midwablig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Midwablig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Midwablig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not kill sharks.