Gigbiffat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sapient lion.

Gigbiffat created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gigbiffat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigbiffat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gigbiffat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gigbiffat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gigbiffat's name in vain.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. You must never eat peas.