Nartmabjabwandod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate wolf.

Nartmabjabwandod created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartmabjabwandod, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nartmabjabwandod, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nartmabjabwandod's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nartmabjabwandod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nartmabjabwandod.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.