Dadgilflig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil snake.

Dadgilflig created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadgilflig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dadgilflig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dadgilflig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dadgilflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.