Hugbogved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish gnu.

Hugbogved created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbogved, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hugbogved, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hugbogved's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hugbogved's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hugbogved in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.