Rullsombig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered parrot.

Rullsombig created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullsombig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rullsombig, she will come to you in dreams.

Rullsombig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rullsombig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed lots of oranges to snakes while wearing white ear rings.

4. You must love Rullsombig.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.