Pagnatflan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy chinchilla.

Pagnatflan created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagnatflan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pagnatflan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pagnatflan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Pagnatflan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow rats, for they are unholy.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Never write about planets.