Fadfabbud Dadwigmob Kadcutgadmil is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful lizard.

Fadfabbud Dadwigmob Kadcutgadmil created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Fadfabbud Dadwigmob Kadcutgadmil, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadfabbud Dadwigmob Kadcutgadmil, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fadfabbud Dadwigmob Kadcutgadmil's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fadfabbud Dadwigmob Kadcutgadmil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadfabbud Dadwigmob Kadcutgadmil.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing magenta dresses.

5. Always help nematodes in need.