Tinquafbud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent centipede.

Tinquafbud created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinquafbud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tinquafbud, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tinquafbud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tinquafbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never bounce near ducks.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tinquafbud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.