Pagcengub Gofditcum is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, omniscient gnu.

Pagcengub Gofditcum created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Pagcengub Gofditcum, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pagcengub Gofditcum, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pagcengub Gofditcum's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pagcengub Gofditcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not keep seven snails in a large pit.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.