Wadnignig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unfair monkey.

Wadnignig created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadnignig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wadnignig, it will think nothing of it.

Wadnignig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Wadnignig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never feed parsnips to voles while wearing skirts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.