Dapbunwat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, astonishing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dapbunwat created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbunwat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dapbunwat, it will be very sad.

Dapbunwat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dapbunwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.