Dubbeppad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, weak crow.

Dubbeppad created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubbeppad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dubbeppad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dubbeppad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dubbeppad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near nematodes while wearing orange dresses.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.