Afbepgut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise shark.

Afbepgut created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afbepgut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Afbepgut, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Afbepgut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Afbepgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Put Afbepgut first in all things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.