Konfomyat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever weasel.

Konfomyat created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konfomyat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Konfomyat, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Konfomyat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Konfomyat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Run away if six shrews approach from the north.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.