Milxinlendim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring lobster.

Milxinlendim created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Milxinlendim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milxinlendim, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Milxinlendim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Milxinlendim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near turtles while wearing yellow rings and balancing eight copper spheres on your neck.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.