Rilyoghadjamkopladhatab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic cat.

Rilyoghadjamkopladhatab created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Rilyoghadjamkopladhatab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rilyoghadjamkopladhatab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rilyoghadjamkopladhatab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rilyoghadjamkopladhatab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Worship no other gods but Rilyoghadjamkopladhatab.

5. You must pray to Rilyoghadjamkopladhatab six times a day.